At Trader Joe’s – SoCal

How long have you had the beard?
It will be 3 years in July. Before that it was a solid year. I had cut if for my job here, but then they told me I didn’t have to do that. 

Oh man, that had to hurt you in the heart?
I did have a girl who trimmed it. I had blacked out, and didn’t remember it. I haven’t seen her in a while. 

How have the [new] ladies responded?
Game-changer. Yeah, for sure. Do you know what “Bart” means in German?
No, what?
It means “Beard.”


As a random bearded man Bart will receive one of our sweet “Beer For Glory” koozies!

Beard For Glory Koozie