Andrew Cashner is a starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres. For now. He’s potentially on the trading block for a multitude of reasons. Some statistical, some injury history related. Like a lot of us he’s from somewhere else. None of that really matters in the long run when you show up to training camp rocking a Beard-Mohawk-Mullet combination and love puppies. Look at this glorious bastard.

(Kirk Kenny/UT-San Diego)
(Kirk Kenny/UT-San Diego)

We reached out to Cashner’s BeardHawk (oh fuck yea, that’s what we’re calling it) for comment but assuming it’s chin-deep in ladies phone numbers we’re not surprised he hasn’t gotten back to us yet.

Yeah, we’re on the fucking Cashner bandwagon. Dude goes to Monster Trucks with the guys. I swear those lightning bolts probably follow him around just to draw attention to it’s magnificence. Actually, we added those, but still. He’s like a happy combination of Brian Bosworth, Kenny Powers and Jesus.

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(Dennis Lin/Twitter)

Cashner is the kind of guy who can touch another man’s beard and doesn’t get slapped in the face.

(Dennis Lin/Twitter)
(Dennis Lin/Twitter)

Check out these shots from last year. This isn’t some spring training beard growth bullshit. This is real life. Andrew Cashner is livin’ the Beard Life.

(cbssports.com)
(cbssports.com)
(from some sketchy internet site/imgarcade.com)
(from some sketchy internet site/imgarcade.com)

We filed official league paperwork to start an Andrew Cashner BeardHawk Fan Club. Let’s hope he sticks around SoCal for a minute.